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System Requirements
| Component | Minimum | Recommended | Your PC |
|---|---|---|---|
| GPU | Any card with at least 128MB | — | Detecting... |
| CPU | Any processor with at least 1.0GHz | — | Detecting... |
| RAM | 512 MB | — | Detecting... |
| Storage | 50 MB | — | — |
| DirectX | — | — | — |
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A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I run Please, Don’t Touch Anything on my PC?
To run Please, Don’t Touch Anything you need at least 512 MB of RAM. Use CanIRun.gg to check your PC instantly for free.
What are the minimum requirements for Please, Don’t Touch Anything?
Please, Don’t Touch Anything minimum requirements: GPU: Any card with at least 128MB, CPU: Any processor with at least 1.0GHz, RAM: 512 MB, Storage: 50 MB.
What are the recommended specs for Please, Don’t Touch Anything?
Please, Don’t Touch Anything recommended specs: GPU: Not specified, CPU: Not specified, RAM: —, Storage: —.
How many GB is Please, Don’t Touch Anything?
Please, Don’t Touch Anything requires at least 50 MB of free storage for installation. Make sure you have some extra headroom for patches and save files.
Can a GTX 1650 run Please, Don’t Touch Anything?
Yes — a GTX 1650 comfortably meets the minimum and even approaches the recommended GPU tier for Please, Don’t Touch Anything. Expect solid 1080p performance at medium settings.
Is Please, Don’t Touch Anything CPU or GPU intensive?
Please, Don’t Touch Anything is relatively CPU intensive compared to its GPU needs. Single-thread CPU performance and clock speed matter more than raw GPU power — make sure your processor meets the recommended spec.
Can Steam Deck run Please, Don’t Touch Anything?
Yes! Please, Don’t Touch Anything is Deck Verified by Valve. It works perfectly on Steam Deck with full controller support, proper display, and great performance out of the box.
How many players can run Please, Don’t Touch Anything?
According to the Steam Hardware Survey for September 2026, 99% of Steam players have a graphics card that meets the minimum GPU for Please, Don’t Touch Anything. We match every card in the survey against our GPU benchmark scores; the ones we identify add up to 82.6% of the survey, and the math runs on that part. It only measures the graphics card, not the CPU or RAM.